internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
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popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”


sassykardashian:

"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"

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nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

guy:

if u ever feel bad about urself just remember that mona lisa is one of the baddest bitches of all time and her eyebrow game weak lmao she ain’t even got any eyebrows

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

gulagacidegilem:

letswakeupworld:

Refugee babies sleep at a refugee camp near Mosul, Iraq.

:(

gulagacidegilem:

letswakeupworld:

Refugee babies sleep at a refugee camp near Mosul, Iraq.

:(

  • me: wow i finally understand math
  • moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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allteensrelate:

Coming home from school like 

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.