"One minute, we’re all at home, going to school and stuff… next minute, we’re on X Factor doing this crazy life.”



unlimitedinternet:

why are iphone chargers not called Apple Juice

taggedbooty:

the ice cream is never in our flavour


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"Your reputation is secure, Scotty."

egggggggs:

queerpropaganda:

how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute

pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.



You & I - 4 days to go

pieceofmyimagination:

The wheels on the bus go SWAG SWAG SWAG

pieceofmyimagination:

The wheels on the bus go SWAG SWAG SWAG

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes