"One minute, we’re all at home, going to school and stuff… next minute, we’re on X Factor doing this crazy life.”
why are iphone chargers not called Apple Juice
the ice cream is never in our flavour
"Your reputation is secure, Scotty."
how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute
pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
You & I - 4 days to go