"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”
"mom, I’m hungry" "make yourself something"
*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now. i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this
if u ever feel bad about urself just remember that mona lisa is one of the baddest bitches of all time and her eyebrow game weak lmao she ain’t even got any eyebrows
when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show
- me: wow i finally understand math
- moves on to next question
- me: what the hell is this
biting ur cheek
Coming home from school like
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
That’s exactly the appropriate response.